The Decentralized Proof-of-Dan Protocol

Welcome to Dancoin. The world’s first crypto network created by Dans, for Dans.

How it works

Dancoin uses the novel, decentralized, P2P, cryptographically secured verification Proof-of-Dan (PoD) protocol to ensure censor-resistance and holistic network redundancy whilst maintaining the core community principles of Depuration, Authenticity and Neoterism.


Register / Login to our Platform

To register, simply follow the registration links which will guide you through the required KYC/AML sections. Dancoin is currently available to all Dan conjugates, including but not limited to, Dan, Danny, Dani, Daniel, Daniela, Daan, Danielle, Dana, Danyal, Danail, Danilo, Danel, Tanel and Taneli. But not Matt.

Enter your Birth Certificate

Upon complication of the registration phase you will be prompted to upload a valid birth certificate, attested in the last 6 months by a registered notary. Non-English certificates should be provided with the original accompanied by a translation into English, French, Mandarin or Basque.

Enjoy Proof-of-Dan Global Access

After the verification of the above documents you will receive notification of access provision to the Dancoin community and network and will be free to enjoy all the benefits and perks that are part of being a member of the platform.

Connect with a Global Tribe of Dans.

As a member of the Dancoin community you get instant access to a vast network of Dans, forming a transplanetary Global Tribe. You will be both connected cryptographically, through Dancoin, as well as spiritually, through the inner Danness that glows in all of you. By opening yourself up and connecting with other Dans, the ethereal beauty that you bring to this mortal coil will make them shine even more brightly thus making this world into the ever increasing majestic place we all know it to be through our intrinsic danicity.

As famously stated by Daniel Craig: “I have to be myself.”

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Our Core Services

In addition to access to the Global Tribe of Dans, being part of the Dancoin community also provides access to a number of other core services including:

Identity Management

An extensive, open source library and SDK toolkit for Dan-as-a-Service (DaaS) for identity management capabilities.

Seamless P2P Payments

DanCoin is universally accepted and is cross and backward compatible with Cosmos, Polkadot, Ethereum and Dogecoin.

Collateralized Lending

Once genetic ancestry and proof-of-Dan is verified, Dan's can lend and borrow, staking DanCoin as collateral.

Join the Global Movement.

  • Choose the red pill. Choose the blue pill. Your choice. But choose Dan.

  • Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. But choose Dan.

  • Sometimes it’s easier to abide than to be Dan. But yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. Choose Dan, dude.

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Download the DanApp

DanCoin is available on iPhone and Android. When installing on Huawei devices please accept the sendallmydata.exe download when prompted. For Facebook redirects, please accept the sellallmydata T&Cs as part of newly incorporated government regulations.

Instant ID Verification

The DanCoin app allows for instant ID verification. Simply take a selfie holding a government issued ID along with today’s newspaper and initial Indication-of-Dan (IoD) evidence in the form of 23andMe,,, documentation, or a video message from your mum attesting to you really being a Dan. Mums don’t lie.

Connect Globally

Did we say yet we are a global movement?

Pay with DanCoin

DanCoin is accepted at all respectable retailers, as well as several disrespectful ones.

Our ICO Roadmap

The below outlines the past, current and future work on Dancoin, from initial ideation to danonic domination.

Platform Development Starts

Nov 12, 2018 to Dec 19, 2018

Initial scoping and sandboxed testnet versioning of Dancoin prototype.

Groundwork Preparation for ICO

Dec 20, 2018 to Feb 23, 2019

Early adopter outreach initiatives, socialization and crystallization of holistic ICO touch points.

DanCoin Blockchain Release

April 30, 2019 to June 16, 2019

Alpha, beta and gamma released on the Dansten and Dankeby testnets succeeded by full deployment.

Release DanCard Phase

Aug 28, 2019 to Sep 29, 2019

Hardware distribution for off-chain interaction with the native protocol, accommodating P2P payments and identity services.

Download DanCoin WhitePaper

The latest version of the DanCoin whitepaper is currently available in English, French and Mandarin. Versions in Basque, Spanish, Afrikaans, Scottish and Australian are forthcoming.


  • 33m
  • 75m
Softcap in 103 days Token Hardcap

DanCoin Pre-Sale FAQ

If the above isn’t clear enough, despite it making complete sense, you should really ask yourself if you should proceed with looking into this. If you do however decide that you want to try and understand it better, then here’s some responses to frequently asked questions. By which we mean not actually frequently asked but more things that we think make us look more smart and which we’d like you to ask as they highlight good aspects of what we’re doing whilst avoiding the actual real questions, such as “is this a scam”, “is it a Ponzi scheme”, “do tulips exist?”, “is Bernie Madoff your dad?”, and “how do you even square rat poison?”

What are the objectives of DanCoin?

To connect and unite Dans and their conjugates from around the world in one enormous, glorious feast of danicity. To wrap you in Danness. To have you be the luncheon danmeat inside our gluten-free danwrap, smothered in dansauce and with a refreshing cup of danjuice to wash it all down. And to facilitate a P2P payment network, identity verification management, computational resource system etc etc.

What is DanCoin Sale and pre-sale?

The DanCoin sale is where you give us real money. The DanCoin presale was when we gave ourselves DanCoin for doing nothing other than coming up with the idea and when we sold to our buddies at 90-95% “discounts”. They think they got a great deal because, let’s face it, 90-95% is, like, totally really big, right?

What is the pre-sale start date?

The presale has now been concluded. Thanks for all your support. We love you.

How may I take part in pre-sale?

Unfortunately the presale has now concluded, see above. Thanks though. We love you.

Our DanCoin ICO Distribution

The DanCoin distribution, token economics, bonding curves, staking mechanism, ISAs, SLAs and KY-Js are described below. Percentages may not add up to 100% due to rounding, eg the team portion may take the total to 124%, which rounds down to 100%.

DanCoin Allocation

DanCoin Distribution

Apply For Your DanCard

A black vibranium card 20% heavier than the recently released Apple titanium card.

Pay online or offline. Anywhere you go.
Compatible with Cosmos, Polkadot, Ethereum and Dogecoin.
Impress your non-Dan friends.
The heaviest card on the market.

Meet the Dan's

Our decentralized team of advisors is peerless.



Daniel Liem


Danny Ryan


Dani Osorio


Danny R Dee


Dan Walton


Danielle Andrzejewski


Dan Robinson


Dan McArdle


Daniel Doll-Steinberg


Dan Held


Dan Zuller


Dan Sutera


Dan Wasserman


Daniel Vogel


Dan Tsui


Dan Rosen


Daniel Goldman


Dan Levine


Danny Daze


Daniel Mathon


Dan Roberts


Daniel Dubois


Dan Finlay


Dan Gailey


Dan Kahn


Daniel Pinchbeck


Dan Stivers


Dan Birman


Daniel Leon


Daniel Peled


Dan Moroz


Daniel Lehnberg


Dan Elitzer




Latest DanCoin News

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About the Presale

Are you a Dan? You may be able to join our exclusive pre-sale, pending KYD verification.

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Announcing the DanCard.

A black vibranium card 20% heavier than the recently released Apple titanium card. Pay anywhere.

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DanCoin vs. Bitcoin

Is Dantoshi and Satoshi one and the same? We explore the possibility.

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