DANCOIN TOKEN SALE ENDS IN
Dancoin uses the novel, decentralized, P2P, cryptographically secured verification Proof-of-Dan (PoD) protocol to ensure censor-resistance and holistic network redundancy whilst maintaining the core community principles of Depuration, Authenticity and Neoterism.
As a member of the Dancoin community you get instant access to a vast network of Dans, forming a transplanetary Global Tribe. You will be both connected cryptographically, through Dancoin, as well as spiritually, through the inner Danness that glows in all of you. By opening yourself up and connecting with other Dans, the ethereal beauty that you bring to this mortal coil will make them shine even more brightly thus making this world into the ever increasing majestic place we all know it to be through our intrinsic danicity.
As famously stated by Daniel Craig: “I have to be myself.”Read More
In addition to access to the Global Tribe of Dans, being part of the Dancoin community also provides access to a number of other core services including:
An extensive, open source library and SDK toolkit for Dan-as-a-Service (DaaS) for identity management capabilities.
DanCoin is universally accepted and is cross and backward compatible with Cosmos, Polkadot, Ethereum and Dogecoin.
Once genetic ancestry and proof-of-Dan is verified, Dan's can lend and borrow, staking DanCoin as collateral.
Choose the red pill. Choose the blue pill. Your choice. But choose Dan.
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. But choose Dan.
Sometimes it’s easier to abide than to be Dan. But yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. Choose Dan, dude.
DanCoin is available on iPhone and Android. When installing on Huawei devices please accept the sendallmydata.exe download when prompted. For Facebook redirects, please accept the sellallmydata T&Cs as part of newly incorporated government regulations.
The below outlines the past, current and future work on Dancoin, from initial ideation to danonic domination.
Initial scoping and sandboxed testnet versioning of Dancoin prototype.
Early adopter outreach initiatives, socialization and crystallization of holistic ICO touch points.
Alpha, beta and gamma released on the Dansten and Dankeby testnets succeeded by full deployment.
Hardware distribution for off-chain interaction with the native protocol, accommodating P2P payments and identity services.
The latest version of the DanCoin whitepaper is currently available in English, French and Mandarin. Versions in Basque, Spanish, Afrikaans, Scottish and Australian are forthcoming.
If the above isn’t clear enough, despite it making complete sense, you should really ask yourself if you should proceed with looking into this. If you do however decide that you want to try and understand it better, then here’s some responses to frequently asked questions. By which we mean not actually frequently asked but more things that we think make us look more smart and which we’d like you to ask as they highlight good aspects of what we’re doing whilst avoiding the actual real questions, such as “is this a scam”, “is it a Ponzi scheme”, “do tulips exist?”, “is Bernie Madoff your dad?”, and “how do you even square rat poison?”
To connect and unite Dans and their conjugates from around the world in one enormous, glorious feast of danicity. To wrap you in Danness. To have you be the luncheon danmeat inside our gluten-free danwrap, smothered in dansauce and with a refreshing cup of danjuice to wash it all down. And to facilitate a P2P payment network, identity verification management, computational resource system etc etc.
The DanCoin sale is where you give us real money. The DanCoin presale was when we gave ourselves DanCoin for doing nothing other than coming up with the idea and when we sold to our buddies at 90-95% “discounts”. They think they got a great deal because, let’s face it, 90-95% is, like, totally really big, right?
The presale has now been concluded. Thanks for all your support. We love you.
Unfortunately the presale has now concluded, see above. Thanks though. We love you.
The DanCoin distribution, token economics, bonding curves, staking mechanism, ISAs, SLAs and KY-Js are described below. Percentages may not add up to 100% due to rounding, eg the team portion may take the total to 124%, which rounds down to 100%.
A black vibranium card 20% heavier than the recently released Apple titanium card.
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